THINGS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE INTO THAT I HATE

  1. Pizza
    A guy once told me he couldn't date me because of this. I understood.
  2. Halloween
    IT TAKES SO MUCH MONEY AND/OR EFFORT
  3. Ice cream
    Unless it is somehow perpetually cold and is mostly brownie chunks. On second thought, just give me the brownie chunks.
  4. The movie "Avatar"
  5. The Denver Broncos
    This is difficult, because I've lived in Colorado for 20 years. Almost everyone is a bandwagoner. Don't let them lie to you.
  6. Lana del Ray
    (I'm sure she's a lovely person.)
  7. Starbucks
  8. Running
    No.
  9. Los Angeles
  10. Taco emoji
    Suggested by   @biz