THINGS THAT ARE FANCIER THAN ME

  1. Iggy
    Classic
  2. The more expensive cat food than the cat food I feed my cats
  3. McDonald's ketchup
  4. A magician's rabbit
    This is the life tbh. What I wouldn't give to have someone who buys me a new top hat every time I chew a hole in one
  5. Everything else
    I'm not very fancy