1. Go to Nice and the isle of Greece and sip champagne on a yacht, move like Harlow in Monte Carlo and show them what I got
  2. Write frightening verse to a bucktooth girl in Luxembourg
  3. Write "dad they broke me, dad they broke me" on a postcard and send it anonymously to my friend Eric because he will get it
  4. Suck on a chilidog outside the tastee freeze
  5. Take a midnight train going anywhere
  6. Waste away in Margaritaville, search for my lost shaker of salt, blame some other woman, even though it's my own damn fault
  7. Look for the purple banana til they put us in the truck
  8. Have a one night stand but call it paradise