APPROPRIATE TIMES TO PULL THE "BUT, I'M A MODEL" CARD

  1. At a Starbucks if the line is too long.
  2. When you want a table at The Nice Guy and you're definitely not there for the food.
  3. After you receive your SAT scores and they're worse than expected.
  4. Trying to get a free class at SoulCycle.
  5. When you get put on the wait list on Raya, a dating app for off-brand celebrities, Vine stars, and models with more Instagram followers than you.
  6. Attempting to get into a Vogue luncheon at the Chateau Marmont.
  7. On the phone with Delta Airlines after you've tried to switch your middle seat to an aisle seat.
  8. In the Alexander Wang store and you really want this bag but you also really want that Pretty Person discount.
  9. Literally just any thing that happens to you at 1 Oak.
  10. Getting your picture taken at the DMV.
  11. When someone takes the last piece of kale at the Whole Foods salad bar.
  12. If Leonardo DiCaprio turns you down.