Future career aspirations

That I shared with my alma mater's alumni network
  1. Owner of a 24-hour Starbucks in high demand locations
    High demand locations meaning everywhere WHO DOESNT LOVE CAPITALISM YAS MURCA
  2. Owner of THE ONLY very glam soulcycle on campus
    Sometimes after a disappointing midterm you have to cycle out your emotions
  3. Masterchef contestant who only makes gourmet fried chicken #hautecuisine
    Hi Gordon
  4. Dog sitter who is also a slam poet who writes poems about dog sitting
    Because art is all about shared experience in context
  5. The gossiping uber driver with in-vehicle bottle service
    Who later gets rich by writing a tell-all memoir