REASONS I HATE WINTER IN MICHIGAN

But I'll probably never move.
  1. Dry air
    Static = my worst enemy
  2. Dry skin
    Misery for months.
  3. Potential death from falling icicles
  4. Slipping on ice and feeling like I narrowly escaped major injury (or death)
  5. People that forget how to drive in the snow even though they do it every winter
  6. Constantly feeling like I'm coming down with a cold or flu
  7. Not being able to take walks around my neighborhood
  8. Wearing a coat indoors and all of a sudden feeling so hot you might have a panic attack
    Happens every time I'm grocery shopping.
  9. It's too f*ing cold