this is just off the top of my head. a comprehensive list would be so difficult to put together
  2. when Ron gets a typewriter and loudly types every word he knows. America! rectangle! butthole!
  3. "_____ and _______! literally my two FAVORITE people in ALL of Indiana!" Chris Traeger about literally any two people he encounters
  4. I have to tell you when Ben and Leslie finally kissed for the first time I was so happy I felt like I was dying....I could See the Light
  5. and probably my favorite...the campaign speech Leslie gives on the ice skating rink is the funniest thing in the world