MY THOUGHTS AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT IN NEW YORK CITY

  1. "Look at this fucking hipster"
  2. "Wow walk slower pls"
  3. "Can you NOT stand RIGHT THERE oh my GOD"
  4. "MY PERSONAL SPACE IS BEING VIOLATED"
  5. "I need a bathroom... oh good there's a Starbucks right there"
  6. "Why is this so EXPENSIVE"
  7. "FLUFFY DOGGIE!!!!!!"
  8. "There are too many goddamn people on this goddamn island"