SAGE PIECES OF ADVICE FROM TRACY JORDAN

The wisest man at 30 Rock
  1. Live every week like it's shark week.
  2. Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
  3. Stop eating people's old french fries, pigeon. Have some self respect. Don't you know you can fly?
  4. Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.
  5. Dress every day like you gonna get murdered in those clothes.
  6. I can't change! I'm like a chameleon: always a lizard!
  7. You can't ask a bird not to fly! You can't ask a fish not to swim! You can't ask a tiger not to turn back into a Chinese dude at midnight!
  8. Be a good listener, be a giver of gifts, and work that vajayjay.
  9. The future is like a Japanese game show: you have no idea what's going on.