RON SWANSON QUOTES YOU SHOULD LIVE BY
- •Never half-ass two things... Whole ass one thing.
- •Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous.
- •Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
- •Salad: food that my food eatsSuggested by @brittmaag
- •Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures
- •There is no wrong way to consume alcohol
- •Would I get married again? Oh, absolutely. If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?
- •There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food