1. Never half-ass two things... Whole ass one thing.
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  2. Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous.
  3. Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
  4. Salad: food that my food eats
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  5. Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures
  6. There is no wrong way to consume alcohol
  7. Would I get married again? Oh, absolutely. If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?
  8. There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food