I do this a lot. I hate myself
  1. In the middle of a political science test.
    I ended up getting a 30% on a test I could have gotten a 100 on and my teacher was not sympathetic
  2. Before I was supposed to turn in a huge calculus project
    It was due at midnight and I was in charge of turning it in. I slept at 10 and didn't wake up till 1. My teacher was sympathetic (bless his heart)
  3. Tonight, when I was going to see my friend's play
    I got practically my entire calculus class to go, and I never showed up. Everyone guessed I wasn't there because I was asleep because that's my reputation I guess