Reasons li.st Wouldn't Like Me

  1. I don't squeeze the toothpaste out from the bottom
    I know. I'm horrible
  2. I have spelled whoa woah for as long as I remember.
    Sorry, I didn't know I was spelling it wrong!
  3. I don't find anything gross about the word moist
  4. I don't see what's so great about Beyoncé
    She's good but what's with the hype?