Chapter Titles for My Autobiography

  1. I can't open this chip bag
  2. I just ripped the chip bag in half
  3. Where is the broom
  4. I shut my coat in the car door
  5. I dropped my coffee thermos
  6. Where is my work badge
  7. I spilled my water
  8. I just ran into that door
  9. I tripped on the corner of the rug
  10. Where is the bed I can't see it's dark in here oh wait my eyes are adjusting
  11. Where did I park
  12. I just bought eggs even though we have a full carton of eggs
  13. The tape keeps sticking to itself