I JUST PURCHASED A ROAD BIKE
- •I'm going for my first ride in the next hour.
- •What if my tire explodes
- •And I land in the Atlantic ocean
- •And a Great White shark swallows me wholeWe have those here.
- •But my helmet protects me from its teeth
- •And it accidentally chokes and coughs me upSo bad that its shark pal slides a glass of water with lemon towards him and says "you ok, man?"
- •And then I have to swim while wearing a bike helmet