Inspired by @bjnovak
- •The Trix Rabbit finally gets a damn bite of cereal
- •Powerflush toilets exist but do not go 'WHHHOOOSSSSHHclaclaclah' or spray out a fine poo mist
- •The Great American Highspeed Railroad
- •I never have to snooze my alarm again.
- •The word "panties" is banned forever
- •The perfect pan of homemade Rice Krispies treats
- •My dog goes to work with me
- •The person who invented automatic video advertisements at gas pumps gets pushed into a very cold lake
- •I become a professional surfer
- •The interview question "So when did you decide you wanted to be an actor?" is never asked again.