Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. The Trix Rabbit finally gets a damn bite of cereal
  2. Powerflush toilets exist but do not go 'WHHHOOOSSSSHHclaclaclah' or spray out a fine poo mist
  3. The Great American Highspeed Railroad
  4. I never have to snooze my alarm again.
  5. The word "panties" is banned forever
  6. The perfect pan of homemade Rice Krispies treats
  7. My dog goes to work with me
  8. The person who invented automatic video advertisements at gas pumps gets pushed into a very cold lake
  9. I become a professional surfer
  10. The interview question "So when did you decide you wanted to be an actor?" is never asked again.