APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

  1. 1996-?
    Every woman loves a good air of mystery
  2. She died as she lived
    She accidentally burnt her mouth on pizza rolls because she was too excited they were finished
  3. That video of the dancing Pikachu
    I expect technology in the (hopefully) distant future is advanced enough to have this video play on a loop forever https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5T321QmwoPU
  4. Beloved friend and wife to young Harrison Ford
    I also hope technology is advanced enough that I can live a happy life with Harrison Ford before he started to look like his face is slowly sliding off