Ingredients for a midlife crisis.
this recipe has NOT been approved. but anyway you'll need.
- •Absolute confidence that whatever you are doing right now is definitely not what you want to be doing.
- •A sad person. Like yourself and stare a lot at ordinary mundane stuff as though it were an alien trying to communicate.
- •Lie on the floor or a bed or a soft rug and Say to yourself "what am I doing with my life?"
- •Fail at everything at hand at the moment and then allow others to gloat in happiness over it.
- •You don't have a midlife crisis until you Google "what do I do when I have a midlife crisis?" . go Google it.
- •Finally walk around aimlessly with a froyo and watch friends reruns endlessly.