Ingredients for a midlife crisis.

this recipe has NOT been approved. but anyway you'll need.
  1. 1.
    Absolute confidence that whatever you are doing right now is definitely not what you want to be doing.
  2. 2.
    A sad person. Like yourself and stare a lot at ordinary mundane stuff as though it were an alien trying to communicate.
  3. 3.
    Lie on the floor or a bed or a soft rug and Say to yourself "what am I doing with my life?"
  4. 4.
    Fail at everything at hand at the moment and then allow others to gloat in happiness over it.
  5. 5.
    You don't have a midlife crisis until you Google "what do I do when I have a midlife crisis?" . go Google it.
  6. 6.
    Finally walk around aimlessly with a froyo and watch friends reruns endlessly.