this recipe has NOT been approved. but anyway you'll need.
  1. Absolute confidence that whatever you are doing right now is definitely not what you want to be doing.
  2. A sad person. Like yourself and stare a lot at ordinary mundane stuff as though it were an alien trying to communicate.
  3. Lie on the floor or a bed or a soft rug and Say to yourself "what am I doing with my life?"
    Static
  4. Fail at everything at hand at the moment and then allow others to gloat in happiness over it.
  5. You don't have a midlife crisis until you Google "what do I do when I have a midlife crisis?" . go Google it.
  6. Finally walk around aimlessly with a froyo and watch friends reruns endlessly.