1. "Things I Promised Myself I Wouldn't Write in Work-Related Emails"
  2. "What I Think the Obama Daughters Do After School"
  3. "People I Love More Than My Own Parents"
  4. "Stuff I've Bought While On Ambien"
  5. "Problems With Netflix's UX" (related: the emails I get when people think I'm the other Sibel Yaman)
  6. "Why I Keep My Spotify Activity Private: A Study in David Gray's 'Babylon' and 'Songs in the Key of Simlish'"
  7. "Un-fun Facts"