DREAM OUT-OF-OFFICE REPLIES
- •Sibel's out of the office. This dog is monitoring her email while she's gone. Please be patient for any responses you've requested — this dog's still learning how to type.
- •I'm off on an adventure elsewhere. Try back later.
- •Please pay your respects to my inbox while I'm out of the office and collecting hundreds of unread emails.
- •I'm currently out of the office and not responding to emails. Consider, though: Do you think I'd respond to your email even if I wasn't on vacation?