1. Sibel's out of the office. This dog is monitoring her email while she's gone. Please be patient for any responses you've requested — this dog's still learning how to type.
  2. I'm off on an adventure elsewhere. Try back later.
  3. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  4. Please pay your respects to my inbox while I'm out of the office and collecting hundreds of unread emails.
  5. I'm currently out of the office and not responding to emails. Consider, though: Do you think I'd respond to your email even if I wasn't on vacation?