BENNY DIAMONDS USED CAR LOT

My family has bad luck
  1. Latest addition: I don't know what this is. I think an echo...?
    Mother in law may have mowed down a tree with this baby. Now it lives on the street in front of my house. Current value -$200
  2. Not pictured: 2006 Nissan Pathfinder aka "the beast," aka "the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Blue.
    Fell apart multiple times. Was broken into. I bought this for my wife instead of the highlander she actually wanted. Fell apart on the way home from the beach. Left my family stranded in Virginia. Current whereabouts unknown. Current Value -$5,000
  3. 2003 Hyundai Sonata.
    Had it for one year. Replaced the battery twice, and the alternator and the starter. 4 brand new tires. Also involved in two rear ending collisions. Current value: the tires.
  4. Not Pictured: 2008 Dodge Avenger. Aka "rodimus prime."
    Was hit and run in my driveway. Duct taped back together. Suffered "massive permanent engine failure" and was left in the side of the road. Current whereabouts: Unknown. Current value: I left a rap mix cd in the player when I walked away called "bens all time favorite scribble jams 2005."
  5. 2000 cherry red Volkswagen Beetle
    Positives: looks pretty. Negatives: does not run. Does not have a reverse gear. Has a small "mold problem" which covers ever single surface inside car. Tires cannot be changed because they're bolted on. Current value: free to a good home, unless you have mold sensitivities. lol