FEELIN SELF DESTRUCTIVE
You ever get that itch? You wanna do something (or someone HEY-OHHHH) but you know it's the wrong way to go? Just because you want to fuck something up? Maybe just for attention? So, should I...?
- •Cut my hair?Number one thing I get compliments on. It finally looks how I've wanted it to look since 8th grade. Should I go Russian from Rocky IV?
- •Shave off this glorious beard?Plot twist- I'm definitely already knee deep in "winter chub so this is a bad plan for my fat face.
- •Lay in bed and eat pizza and drink beer at 10amI might already be doing this
- •Post a weird Craigslist ad and catfish someoneBut who would I pretend to be?
- •See if I can finally get a speeding ticket (that's a separate white privilege list)Wife took my car tho... so I'm driving her big white trailblazer.
- •Take a road trip and meet a lister picked at random (Midwest only)Not for that, sickies. I'm sure I could find a hookup in cincy if I were feeling THAT self destructive.
- •Pick a fight. Not on Facebook.I'm undefeated in my lifetime of fist fights, tho it has been a while. Like 22 years.