IMPRACTICAL THINGS I KEEP IN MY WALLET

And it's NOT a big wallet. Stolen from @ellied
  1. It's a slim pocket wallet.
  2. I'm a member of the clergy! Shut up, it's real.
  3. My mom's ID. She passed away a decade ago. I've been arrested twice with this in my possession and both times they gave it back to me. *respect*
  4. Whoa. I have a UDrive card?
    Impractical because I'm never going to remember it in there.
  5. Awww. A note from the boy.
  6. Awwwww. A note from the girl.
  7. Some weird note from... Mr Krabs?
  8. Let napping dads lie. No idea where this came from.
  9. The boy drew batman when he was like, 2. Awesome. Forgot this was here.
  10. My blood donor card. Why is this impractical? I gave blood twice. The last time was 1996.
  11. Piper drew this. I think. Laminated for durability. 😂😂😂
  12. And of course a "Clarence Dollar."