MY RESPONSES, AS A MALE, TO MEN FLIRTING WITH ME WHO THINK IM A WOMAN.
So you might remember a few lists ago I went to real estate school. Turns out real estate is boring in the winter and I have a significant amount of free time. A somewhat well known "internet celebrity" friend of mine asked me if I would help her gain followers on a website. Because she's a friend, I have time&she said she'd cut me in, I said ok.
- •My job- post the pictures she sends me on a website and direct traffic toward another website. I am not impersonating her. I am not misrepresenting anything. But clearly the people who message for details dont read the disclaimer. I was going to post the things they've said, but I want to keep this semi clean. Following is real things I've replied.
- •"I can't imagine anyone would enjoy that."
- •"Why on earth would I want someone to shrink down and live in my underwear?"
- •"I've never measured the size of my tits and I only wore a bra one time in college."
- •"I don't care how many times you send me a picture of your penis. Still not impressed."
- •"Did you miss the disclaimer saying she doesn't answer mail here?"
- •"Have you seen my baseball?"
- •"Whoa. Thank you for the picture of your penis. Do you want to see mine? I'm a guy. Who works for XXXXX. Like the disclaimer says. Were you trying to show me your penis? Because I'm straight."
- •"My cats breath smells like cat food."
- •"Hey have you seen stranger things?"
- •"Oh man. I hope you copy and paste that to a lot of people. I'd hate to think you wrote that just for me."
- •"You need help. Like, medication."
- •"Thank you for your penis pic. I hope you don't mind I'm publishing all penis pics sent to me. In order from smallest to biggest. Well I'm waiting to fill out the biggest part."
- •"No person would like that, man. Try harder."
- •"Have you talked to a woman in real life?"
- •"Actually I'm pretty hairy. All over."
- •Sometimes they just get this pic: