Well @k8zinker asked for this, I guess since I live across the river from Kentucky... 😂😂😂
  1. Because my daughter has a friend named Sam. Wait, three friends named Sam. That's a lot.
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    Also if I was a girl I was going to be named Samantha.
  2. Mallrats, man!
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    You think just cuz a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?!
  3. And I'm not stupid. Look at those odds?
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