MY TRIFECTA KENTUCKY DERBY PICKS

Well @k8zinker asked for this, I guess since I live across the river from Kentucky... 😂😂😂
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    Because my daughter has a friend named Sam. Wait, three friends named Sam. That's a lot.
    Also if I was a girl I was going to be named Samantha.
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    Mallrats, man!
    You think just cuz a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?!
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    And I'm not stupid. Look at those odds?