Happy Birthday Randa!
  1. You'll always be Tetris champion to me
  2. You're not old.
    I will always be older than you and I'm NOT old. Everyone says so.
  3. You look wonderful
    You weren't fat as a teen and you aren't now. Enjoy your time in this body too. You always look amazing.
  4. You always make me want to be funnier
    You're hilarious and you've been making me raise my internet game since 2005.
  5. Your eyebrows are fine
    Your whole face is on point, relax
  6. You're an amazing mother!
    Your kids are so lucky to have you
  7. You're probably my best friend
    Yeah I know that's super sad as fuck.
  8. Happy Birthday, lovely. You rock!!!