THINGS I'D LIKE TO SAY TO @TORRAMI ON HER BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday Randa!
- •You'll always be Tetris champion to me
- •You're not old.I will always be older than you and I'm NOT old. Everyone says so.
- •You look wonderfulYou weren't fat as a teen and you aren't now. Enjoy your time in this body too. You always look amazing.
- •You always make me want to be funnierYou're hilarious and you've been making me raise my internet game since 2005.
- •Your eyebrows are fineYour whole face is on point, relax
- •You're an amazing mother!Your kids are so lucky to have you
- •You're probably my best friendYeah I know that's super sad as fuck.
- •Happy Birthday, lovely. You rock!!!