I should mention I was raised by a single mom
  1. Reheating pizza
    Two pieces of pizza. Two minutes in the microwave, power setting of 3/10. Trust me. Tastes fresh out of the box.
  2. Pouring beer
    Always pour the beer slowly down the side of a tilted glass. Eliminates the frothy head. I learned this at 7 years old.
  3. Visiting a lady
    If you're a gentleman caller, never park in front of your lady's house. Park two doors down. And make sure your car isn't blocked in. Because if her husband comes home...