THINGS I WAS USING FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME WITHOUT REALIZING THEY WERE COVERED IN PISS

Three kids, four dogs, four cats. I've dealt with a lot of piss in the past 17 years.
  1. Various pairs of pants
    Nothing worse than being halfway to work and realizing your pants aren't just cold... Fucking dog
  2. Remote control
    Why's this button stuck...? OH MY GOD
  3. Couch cushion
    GODDAMNIT DOG!!!
  4. Bed Pillow
    It's 3am... I flip the pillow over for the cool side and all of a sudden I'm face to face with my dogs "territory."
  5. Umbrella
    Just last week. Walked 2 miles to the car shop in the rain. Half way there, having had the umbrella in both hands AND LEANING AGAINST MY FACE, I realize it's covered in piss. COVERED. And the only reason I have he umbrella is so I can text as well which means...
  6. Oh no my phone
    Yep because of that umbrella, I had piss all over my hands, which means it's also all over my phone. Grody.
  7. The dog
    Apparently my two terriers pee on each other a lot.
  8. Work shirt
    Here's the set up. I had to run out the door without ironing my shirt. We've got a steamer at work, so I'm not worried. But I walk into the door and there's already a customer. 3 hours later I finally get a break to go to backroom and steam my shirt. Halfway through the backroom is engulfed with "dog pheromones"... I'm like wtf... Ever want to make a urine smell 1000x worse? Steam it. I put my jacket on and walked to Old Navy.
  9. Work shirt.
    Didn't realize until I got to work, and then was forced to wear the same shirts as the team members. And of course, the owner of the company came in that day and asked my boss if I had been demoted😶
    Suggested by   @supabg
  10. My favorite moccasins. When I put them on, they were dry so I had no idea until I took them off at the end of the day that my new kitten had mistaken them for her litter box.
    Suggested by   @elliedougherty_