THINGS TO CONSIDER SAYING TO A WOMAN THAT WILL GO BETTER THAN "YOU'RE OVERREACTING."

FYI THESE ARE NOT THINGS IVE SAID.
  1. "You're starting to look/sound just like your mother"
  2. "When is the baby due?"
  3. "Why don't you have another glass of wine?"
  4. You're wearing that?
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  5. "Wrong hole; Shmong hole."
  6. "Is there a *monthly* reason you're being this bitchy?"
  7. "Well you *are* getting older..."
  8. No.
    Suggested by   @pathb
  9. "See this is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote!"
  10. "Shhhh doll. The men are talking."
  11. You really should just RELAX
    Suggested by   @cvlop61
  12. I think sex could help fix this.
    Suggested by   @marginally_amazing
  13. "did you forget to take your meds today?"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  14. "You need to calm down!"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  15. "Women drivers!"
    Suggested by   @SparkleLife
  16. "Bitches do be crazy!"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  17. "You'll be fine."
  18. Smile
    Suggested by   @hippiechick
  19. You're absolutely right! Tell me more.
    ☺️
    Suggested by   @angela3950
  20. "Get back to the kitchen"
    Suggested by   @nerd