One of my best friends in the whole wide world, who has been with me thru every social network going allllll the way back to sparknotes, has finally joined! Reasons why I think you will like her:
  1. She's fucking real, man
    No sugar coating.
  2. She's weird.
    Like, good weird. Knows cool shit.
  3. She says stuff that makes me lol
    Like, actually laugh out loud. Not just smile a little, then stop.
  4. She looks like she'll pull your heart out and eat it in front of you
    But she hasn't. Yet.
  5. I don't know.
    Shut up. Just follow her.