WHEN YOUR LI.ST PROTÉGÉE SURPASSES YOU

  1. Hey you're going to love this app. Download Li.st
  2. It's a totally supportive writers community.
  3. I know
  4. I haven't been trolled yet
  5. I'll publicize you, don't worry
  6. I wrote a list to get the word out
  7. I relist everything she posts
  8. Oh she's trending!
  9. Good job!
  10. Wait.
  11. WHY THE FUCK IS SHE FEATURED?!
  12. WHY CANT I GET FEATURED?
  13. IM GONNA STAB SOMEONE
  14. Son of a
  15. Well
  16. Better make a list about it.