I Wish I Didn't Remember This

Because if I didn't I might remember where I parked my car
  1. Old Navy's performance fleece jingle from the 1998 holiday season
  2. How Ricky became the 900 lb man
  3. Lyrics to Nivea's Don't Mess With My Man
  4. How to turn a simple piece of string into Jacob's ladder or a cat's cradle
  5. Why Vicky Gunvalson divorced Don
  6. SOHCAHTOA
  7. Home phone number of Lauren Duchene, my 4th grade best friend
  8. Taco cat is taco cat backwards