Things Charlie Cheever Is Bad At

He's really good at none of these
  1. Being on time
  2. Not being a hoarder
  3. Eating vegetables
  4. Liking Love Actually
  5. Cleaning his glasses
  6. Not eating dry pasta
  7. Organization, generally
  8. Parking
  9. Liking guacamole
  10. Having one phone
  11. Tanning
  12. Waking up at a reasonable hour
  13. Being on time again
  14. Reading all of the Harry Potter books