The best part of my job at NYM is getting to oversee this feature, which tracks what someone eats for five days. In honor of "What I Ate Today," these are my all-time favorites!
  1. Courtney Love
    "Fuck chocolate. Kurt hated chocolate, too — that was one of the things we had in common." http://grb.st/1P7jE5K
  2. Junot Díaz
    "I'm not a pasta person but I do have a tremendous fondness for meatballs. One of the dishes my mom used to make when she was happy." http://grb.st/1OzXjM1
  3. Lauren Graham
    "I stop back in to Viand for an everything bagel with cream cheese and tomato. Back at the hotel, I only eat half of it, 'cause, actor. It's perfect." http://grb.st/1DFQBkE
  4. Patricia Lockwood
    "Oh no, it's PMS. You know what this means: I have to eat an entire jar of capers one by one with a shrimp fork, at midnight." http://grb.st/1Ge5ezn
  5. Brooks Headley
    "When I finally get access to the commissary kitchen, I keep stealing roasted cauliflower from a prep tray. I sneak every one, making sure no one sees me. Everyone sees me." http://grb.st/1HpgvLY
  6. Samantha Bee
    "I eat breakfast like I'm about to go work an 18-hour shift on an oil rig." http://grb.st/1OA29cd
  7. Jessica Seinfeld
    "The fish section at Zabar's is where Jerry first told me he loved me way back when, so that area always chokes me up." http://grb.st/1HavDhT
  8. Susan Orlean
    "I wish I could say I used eggs from my own chickens, but raccoons massacred all my chickens last spring, and I haven’t gotten new ones yet." http://grb.st/1P7jD1D
  9. Tracy Anderson
    "I eat chocolate every single day." http://grb.st/1OzXjM2
  10. Chrissy Teigen
    "I was so Xanax'd out that I just kind of drank the pizza. It was very cheesy." http://grb.st/1DFQA0d
  11. Lo Bosworth
    "I move on to my first glass of rosé of the weekend. Basic, amirite? Hamptons and rosé, blaaa." http://grb.st/1HpgvM1
  12. Rich Sommer
    "Side note: In looking at the piece of paper I wrote everything down on, I see that I apparently also had '1,000 dicks.' However, it seems to be in Chad's handwriting, so I am going to omit it from my food record." http://grb.st/1P7l9AZ
  13. Martha Stewart
    "It was a great week, although I lost a few pounds." http://grb.st/1HavDhU
  14. Christina Tosi
    "I started with the cookie pie and blueberry hand-pies. Had a few ribs, and went back for more dessert." http://grb.st/1P7jE5L
  15. Misty Copeland
    "About once every two years, I need my Red Lobster fix." http://grb.st/1OzXhnw
  16. Frank Bruni
    "He eats very quickly, which is a very inconsiderate characteristic for a boyfriend to have.” http://grb.st/1DFQBkF
  17. "Then I went shopping for some tour clothes and stopped at Juice Press on Rivington. It's like getting addicted to drugs, but drugs are cheaper." http://grb.st/1HaxnHJ
  18. "I'd marry a Gummy Bear." http://grb.st/1Hphr2W