Weird and Uncomfortable Pr Pitches
Like most journalists, I receive a whole lot of terrible press releases. This list (all about food, my beat) is just a sampling.
- •"Bernie Madoff's Favorite Chinese Restaurant Shuts Down"
- •"Food Spots to Meet a Banker This Summer"
- •"Bar Brings Bloody Burlesque to Bushwick"
- •"Rock Out With Your Guac Out"
- •A salad called "Spring Booty Slim Down" that's made with Pirate's Booty
- •"Rachael Ray Gives Shelter Cats Makeovers This Friday"
- •"With a mere six days and counting to Shark Week, I wanted to check in about our shark tacos."
- •"Safe Alternative to Juicing While Pregnant"
- •"Kale is dead and sunchoke is alive and kicking."
- •"Nick Cannon and Nicole Murphy had a romantic dinner at Tavern on the Green on Saturday. A Mariah Carey song started playing during their dinner, but they were too into each other to pay attention."