literally things my sister did before age 12

a biography
  1. dropped on the head
    age: 5 months
  2. ate one of those quarter sized batteries and lived
    age: 1
  3. shaved off her entire two eyebrows
    age: 7
  4. took her yearbook picture the day after she shaved off her eyebrows
    age: 7
  5. kicked out of elementary school
    age: 8
  6. kicked out of alternative school
    age: 8
  7. learned how to make onion rings from scratch and made them every night for two weeks
    age: 11
  8. set the kitchen on fire
    age: 11