INTERNET BLACK HOLES I HAVE CONSIDERED INTENTIONALLY FALLING INTO

  1. The dark web
    Gimme that TOR
  2. Online dating
  3. Deep web
  4. Ghostwriting profiles for other people's online dating ventures
  5. Natural family planning aka fertility observing aka getting familiar with cervix mucus
  6. Reddit?
  7. Coupon codes
  8. Wikipedia game championships
  9. YouTube tutorials
  10. DIY dental surgery and or house building
  11. Vegan baking blogs
  12. Finding myself on google street view