1. Tomorrow me and my roomies are joining our local gym
  2. I do not like gyms
  3. Like, I honestly seriously hate them
  4. I get why people enjoy them
  5. But I'm scared of the hot, muscle-y people there
  6. And I'm scared of the equipment
  7. And the sweat
  8. And I don't want to
  9. But tomorrow it's happening
  10. And I fear for my life
  11. If you never hear from me again
  12. Know that I've died a noble death
  13. Probably on one of those treadmill-things
  14. Or like... A step machine?
  15. I also have one pretty big problem
  16. I don't own a sports bra
  17. Help