THINGS THAT WILL PROBABLY GET ME KILLED ONE DAY

  1. I genuinely don't love Beyoncé
  2. I am way too attached to the entirety of the Kardashian Klan
    Yes, I went with 'klan'.
  3. I think Emma Watson is a bad actress but an amazing human being
  4. Ryan Gosling is not attractive to me
  5. X-files
    I don't know how; I just know that my death will somehow involve a creepy humanoid worm.