THOUGHTS I HAVE ON MY ROOMMATE'S CLEAN SHEETS

The title of this list is a lot weirder than I thought it would be
  1. How rarely does she wash her sheets?
    I mean, there are 3 white sheets... At once?!
  2. I desperately want to crawl under them and chill with a book
    Is that weird? It probably is
  3. Or take my computer with me and watch X Files
    That would probably be too scary tbh... A bit too ghost-y for my taste