In order of escalating horror.
  1. Sounds relaxing.
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  2. Fascinating premise. But only 2 out of 4 ninja turtles. Won't read.
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  3. Finish the sentence.
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  4. Only seven days? Pfft.
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  5. There are pics, too!
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  6. Relax guys that's just a picture of a palmful of yogurt.
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    Good troll though.
  7. This one has the best line: "just like dating a public masturbator, it could happen to anyone!"
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    Ps: THat did not HAPPEN to you.