IT HAPPENED TO ME: I HATE READ XOJANE AND MADE A LIST OF THE TOP HEADLINE TROLLS

In order of escalating horror.
  1. Sounds relaxing.
  2. Fascinating premise. But only 2 out of 4 ninja turtles. Won't read.
  3. Finish the sentence.
  4. Only seven days? Pfft.
  5. There are pics, too!
  6. Relax guys that's just a picture of a palmful of yogurt.
    Good troll though.
  7. This one has the best line: "just like dating a public masturbator, it could happen to anyone!"
    Ps: THat did not HAPPEN to you.