WHAT I'M DOING AWAKE IN BED AT 1:30 AM

  1. Texting my boyfriend who is currently, according to pictures, poking Cobras in a pit in Thailand with a putting iron.
  2. Idly plucking a chin hair while hate reading XO Jane
  3. Reading about how you shouldn't look at your phone in bed.
  4. Continuing to use my phone in bed.
  5. Googling "phone addiction" on my phone.
  6. Making this list.