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  1. Edge of Seventeen
  2. SPLIT
  3. Neighbors 2
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  1. 1.
    I'm in love with Chandler Bing.
  2. 2.
    Who doesn't want to be Jennifer Aniston?
  3. 3.
    He's got a heart of gold & is such a good friend.
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I listen to comedy every night in order to fall asleep. I have a lot of opinions.
  1. John Mulaney
    "In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."
  2. Aziz Ansari
    "[on marriage] Put this ring on your finger so people know we have an arrangement."
  3. Mike Birbiglia
    "I love pizza so much. I would marry pizza, but it would but be an elaborate plot to eat her whole family at the reception."
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  1. Freddie Prinze Jr in the 90s
  2. James McAvoy
  3. Selena Gomez
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Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Dwight with a concussion on the way to the hospital
    "You can't fire me. I don't work in this van."
  2. Stanley and his pizza
  3. Drunk Pam @ the Dundies
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