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- 1.ChandlerI'm in love with Chandler Bing.
- 2.RachelWho doesn't want to be Jennifer Aniston?
- 3.JoeyHe's got a heart of gold & is such a good friend.
I listen to comedy every night in order to fall asleep. I have a lot of opinions.
- •John Mulaney"In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."
- •Aziz Ansari"[on marriage] Put this ring on your finger so people know we have an arrangement."
- •Mike Birbiglia"I love pizza so much. I would marry pizza, but it would but be an elaborate plot to eat her whole family at the reception."
Inspired by @bjnovak
- •Dwight with a concussion on the way to the hospital"You can't fire me. I don't work in this van."
- •Stanley and his pizza
- •Drunk Pam @ the Dundies