ON BABY SHAMPOO
Mostly why you make no sense.
- •Apparently you are supposed to be mild and gentle, but you somehow burn my eyes more than any other shampoo brand in the galaxy.
- •Your potency level is too intense.Does this mean baby nostrils smell baby levels of things?
- •When in use in bathtub showers, yellow stuff is all over the place.In case I really miss the scent of Comet?
- •When in use in antique showers aka the kind with almost-yellow tile, you blend in and are the most slippery SOB I've ever met.
- •My mom only buys you at the Dollar Tree, and I want that dollar back to buy something useful in life like metal-free hair elastics...
- •... And Pellegrino.(In Westchester county)
- •Baby Jesus didn't use you.