THINGS THIS SASSY KNIGHT IS THINKING
"Man in Armour Holding a Pike," c. 1630. Jan van Bijlert. Dutch, 1597/98-1671. Oil on canvas.
- •So I was strolling through the Norton Simon Museum today with two of my best friends...
- •... and we ran in to this guy.
- •(The square pictures of li.st don't do his pose justice. Here's the rest.)
- •Of course we started giggling. What a sassy knight!
- •Let's figure out what is going through his mind.
- •"Work it!"
- •"Is my whole poomf in the frame? It's QUITE poomfy, I must say."
- •"I hope this armor makes me look as svelte outside as I feel inside."
- •I hope more suggestions are to come...
- •Is my elbow meant to be at this angle.Suggested by @Waddy
- •Hmm how am I going to untie this sash round my waste.Suggested by @Waddy