What to do with a one hour shift of useless bullshit on the weekend.
  1. Laundry
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    Because your diabetic animals have been pissing non stop.
  2. Feed the diabetic dogs/cats a snack
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    Lord knows the last thing you need is for them to sudden spike!
  3. Walk the diabetic dogs because of course they pissed everywhere.
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    And you've been burning through towels and blankets faster than any nursery.
  4. Walk every other dog
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    Because they'll shit themselves if you don't :-)
  5. Feed the cats
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    "Everyone else is eating!!! Feed me!!!" Actually no, not everyone is eating but fine, you too!
  6. Load the dishwasher
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    Which doesn't even clean them well and is honestly broken itself.
  7. Clean the bathrooms
    Visitors come and nobody wants to assume they're clean, just be safe and sanitize the whole room!
  8. Make a mop bucket
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    Again, visitors should never be trusted....not even their shoes....or feet...bumpkins.
  9. Water the flowers
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    Even though nobody else does it and that's why your beautiful roses gave now all died!!
  10. Replace trash bags
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    All of them are missing for some reason....like they took the trash but couldn't put in a new liner?!
  11. Fold dry laundry
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    It's an endless mound
  12. Poop
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    To waste time