6 THINGS I DO IF I GET MY PERIOD ON A WEEKEND
I don't know if you've heard the rumors but women have a thing that happens when they properly use condoms and don't mix too much whiskey with their birth control. Sometimes it happens on weekends fucking up plans.
- 1.Don't leave my apartment
- 2.Fall asleep with white cheddar cheese blocks
- 3.Sort laundry but wash nothing but panties and pajamas.
- 4.Favorite and then immediately unfavorite 12-17 guys on Okcupid.
- 5.Ignore all texts except those from Grubhub and Instacart.
- 6.Proceed to attempt to pop every pimple that arrives on my face