6 THINGS I DO IF I GET MY PERIOD ON A WEEKEND
I don't know if you've heard the rumors but women have a thing that happens when they properly use condoms and don't mix too much whiskey with their birth control. Sometimes it happens on weekends fucking up plans.
- •Don't leave my apartment
- •Fall asleep with white cheddar cheese blocks
- •Sort laundry but wash nothing but panties and pajamas.
- •Favorite and then immediately unfavorite 12-17 guys on Okcupid.
- •Ignore all texts except those from Grubhub and Instacart.
- •Proceed to attempt to pop every pimple that arrives on my face