1. Are coming to town July 1
  2. I want tickets
  3. But they are a really pretty ass penny
  4. And no one will go with me
  5. So instead on the morning of July 1
  6. I will find a roadie and show him my boobs
  7. If it worked for chicks in the 80s
  8. It has to work for me
  9. Unless anyone else has any other bright ideas
  10. I need to come up with approx. 3200
  11. Thanks
  12. Team work makes the dream work
  13. And shout out to my mama