I am having a small mini crazy fest in my bedroom due to the use of hormonal birth control...I assume
  1. I feel like yelling at the pizza guy
  2. I called my mom crying about tampons
  3. I'm sadly watching Leslie Knope on Parks & Rec and repeatedly saying to myself "it all gets better for everyone in just one more season...they can make it"
  4. I am crying because my favorite crop top is dirty and I just want to sleep in it in the dead of winter
  5. I just want a edible arrangement delivered by one of the guys I'm dating
  6. I don't even like chicken but all I want is hot wings.
  7. This is all happening right now
  8. One more day...I can make it.
  9. That is all.