I'M GOING TO START CARRYING THE FOLLOWING ITEMS IN MY PURSE.
They trying to trap me yall
- •Permission slipsFor those who LOOK like minors that I plan to get sexy with. I choose not to get jail time because a 16 year old lied to me at the bar. Slip will state " I'm grown as hell, legal as fuck and I'm going to sign this as proof so I can get sexy with Shelli...."
- •PensTo sign said permission slips
- •Kodak instant print cameraTo take photos of ids and social security cards of those with young faces I plan to take to funky town.
- •Mini staplerTo attach the photos to the signed permission slip and keep it all in order in case the cops show up at my door later.
- •Extra filmTo take a photo of said young faced person holding their identification and signed contract so that I will have even more proof.
- •NotepadTo write down their email addresses so that I can send them a fully scanned version later.
- •Mints & condomsI mean, I already carry these but after they sign the documents and pose for their picture, they get it as sort of a thank you packet.
- •My uber code on a cardSo that when we are finished you can get the fuck out of my apartment, get home comfortably and I get a free ride to go get pizza the next day.