Inspired by @sarahgorman
  1. Instagram
  2. Snapchat
    I don't have this. It confuses me. I am getting old.
  3. Tinder
    Nope. Deleted it. Will probably give you the opportunity to swipe right on me soon again.
  4. Twittah
  5. Okcupid
    Yeah. I'm on it. Not giving it out though. Gotta find me if you wanna creep me out.
  6. AshleyMadison
    JK. Not trying to fuck up folks lives.